Question by Eddie Cacciatore, Private Eye: How can I get my wife to dress more like Snooki from “Jersey Shore”?
Not that I watch that show, but I’ve seen pictures.

My wife says that women from a similar background as me dress like “tramps.” My wife is Irish-American. My daughter doesn’t know what to think, being half and half, but I do notice she favors the Italian-American flavor. My wife called her a similar name this morning for dressing in a skirt too short.

I think my wife needs to join the crowd. It’s like 1000 degrees out!

Best answer:

Answer by golfman
I agree with you. Maybe get her a boob job and she will think of dressing like a tramp more.

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Question by Eddie Cacciatore, Private Eye: How can I get my wife to dress more like Snooki from “Jersey Shore”?
Not that I watch that show, but I’ve seen pictures.

My wife says that women from a similar background as me dress like “tramps.” My wife is Irish-American. My daughter doesn’t know what to think, being half and half, but I do notice she favors the Italian-American flavor. My wife called her a similar name this morning for dressing in a skirt too short.

I think my wife needs to join the crowd. It’s like 1000 degrees out!

Best answer:

Answer by golfman
I agree with you. Maybe get her a boob job and she will think of dressing like a tramp more.

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!